Today jokes
-
What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!
What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !
What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna
Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !
What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !