Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna
What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna
What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !
What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !