Today jokes
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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !
What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !
Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !