Today jokes
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Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"