Today jokes
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Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !