Today jokes
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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift
What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor
What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor
Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing
Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles