Today jokes
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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.