Today jokes
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Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!