Today jokes
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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)
Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.