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ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

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UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

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YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

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yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

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YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

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Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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