Today jokes
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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.
yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET
Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!