Today jokes
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yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.