Today jokes
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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !
Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !