Today jokes
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Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.
What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).
When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box.
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .
What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.