Today jokes
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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!
Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!
Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"
Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!