Today jokes
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Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!
Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.
Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!
What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!
Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics
What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!