Today jokes
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Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.
Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.
Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.
Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.
Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.