Today jokes
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Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."
Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike.