Today jokes
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Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."
What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.