Today jokes
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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.