Today jokes
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos? A: They make great anchors!
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.