Today jokes
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Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.
Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.