Today jokes
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Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce.
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!