Today jokes
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What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.