Today jokes
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.