Today jokes
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When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.
What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!