Today jokes
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Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!
Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!
Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!