Today jokes
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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!
What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!