Today jokes
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Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.
What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.
What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine.
What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."
What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.
What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.