Today jokes
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Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that you, you old fool?"
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "This is long distance from Chicago." "I knowed it's a long distance from Chicago!" answered the farmer. "How come you called to tell me that?"