Today jokes
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Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!
What animals talk on the telephone the most? The yakety-yaks!
Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? A wide receiver.
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!