Today jokes
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What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.
How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!
How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?
How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!
How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!
How does a football player make phone calls? On a touch-down phone.
How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!