Today jokes
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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls? Collect!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash? Tele-Scope.
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," said the patient, "when I answer the telephone."
What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?