Today jokes
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What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !
What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha
Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!
What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !
Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home.' Ghost: Why don't you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: "There should not be last coach in any train."
A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that's all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: " There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.