Today jokes
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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.
What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Who's a pretty boy then?"
Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck.
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact? Well, fangcy that!
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.