Today jokes
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Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !
What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !
What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash
Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck.