Today jokes
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I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!' Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.
Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.
Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!