Today jokes
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Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!
Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
Q: What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!
Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!
Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!
Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross? - A: A first-aid kit!
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.
Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes!
Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!