Today jokes
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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically
What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat? Katabatic
What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana
What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck
Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues
Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze
Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself. "It was the most amazing thing ... it was the most amazing thing." she kept repeating dazedly. "What was the most amazing thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers. "I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath, and all I did was pull the plug and dog-gone-it if the whole house didn't suddenly drain away."