Today jokes
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What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !
What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!
Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !
Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
How do you tune a fish? With its scales!
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !