Today jokes
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You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a "Furniture World" and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!