Today jokes
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !
What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !