Today jokes
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How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !
What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ? A sourpuss !
What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !