Today jokes
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!