Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ? Santa Claws !
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !
Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !
What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !