Today jokes
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Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot
Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!
What's a parrot's favourite game? Monopoly!
What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!
What's a parrot's favourite song? I love Parrots in the Springtime!
Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!