Today jokes
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Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole'
Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact.
What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"
How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!