Today jokes
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What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !
When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !