Today jokes
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!