Today jokes
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!
Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!