Today jokes
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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.
What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.
How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.