Today jokes
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What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.
What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.