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Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

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Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

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Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

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yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..

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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

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Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.

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your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

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yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

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