Today jokes
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What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!
Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !
What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !
What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !