Today jokes
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What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !