Today jokes
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How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!
What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.
What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar.
Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter.
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).
What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.
What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I.
When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him.