Today jokes
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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out.
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.
What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !
What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !