Today jokes
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.
Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.
Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.
What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.