Today jokes
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For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber.
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.
Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it.
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !
What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !